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GPS enabled Panties

Posted by Xavier Ashe on May 26, 2005

Geeks + Technology = GPS enabled panties.

protect her privates

Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties
can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and
she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and
uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100%
cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what
matters most.

make sure you will never be forgotten

forget-me-not panties™ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage.

Found on UNEASYsilence.


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